As long as Chevy keeps putting out these horrible “Real People” commercials I’ll be here to show you what would happen if they were real life and I was there. Today I’ll put myself in the Equinox “Add It Up” commercial. Did they equinox it out of the park? Get it? I’m done. Who reads these anyways. Chevy shows off their 4G LTE In-Car Wi-Fi, Heated Seats, Ventilated Sunroof, AppleCarplay, Android Auto, Surround Vision, Safety Alert Seat, and Teen Driver Technology. Don’t care about a single one of those? Neither does anybody else. Good game, Chevrolet.